Movie The Knackery (2009) download free
Book Title: The Knackery|
Directors: George Clarke
Release Date: 2009-08-30
Stars: Iain Boden,Andrew Brown,George Clarke
IMDb Rating: 4.0
Full movie description "The Knackery":Set in the very near future, The Knackery is the latest hard hitting feature film from Belfast's leading independent production house, Yellow Fever Productions (makers of the award winning Battle Of The Bone). All is not as it seems on the country's most watched family game-show... Reality television has taken things to the extreme and given the public, The Knackery, a show where six contestants fight for the grand prize of 'one million pounds'. To liven things up, the producers of the show release a horde of genetically modified zombies which puts a little bit more pressure on the fighters, in this Big Brother style beat-em-up. As an undercover reporter tries to scoop the story he's been waiting for, he soon comes across a kid who has entered the arena unaware of the consequences. Seeing this as another excuse for higher ratings, the shows producers announce their new contestant as they witness the fighting skills of the youngster against others - but as the fighters get killed off, ...
Reviews of the The KnackeryI really hate to be harsh but this is legitimately - single handedly - the worst film I've ever seen in my entire life. I have seen The Room. (Glorified as the worst film of all time). I have seen Birdemic. (Also hailed as one of 'The worst films of all time'. I have seen Trolls 2. (There is no prequel.. it's just called Trolls 2. And yes it's ALSO hailed as one of the worst films of all time).
The aforementioned films were at least entertaining to watch, not for it's horror, but for its unbelievably bizarre quirks.
This isn't the worst film of all time because it's not a film. It's an absolute joke.
I HATE labelling films bad - people put time, money and effort into it. But this is just.. I need to stop. People complain about movies being bad when what they really mean is it wasn't to their taste. THIS, however, is genuinely A W F U L.
1. The audio is appalling - from the VERY first scene - it's apparent there are no mic's being used. You can't hear a word they're saying over the noise of the car.
2. You can see the green-screen.
3. You can see where the (probably Poundland) make-up runs out on one of the receding zombies hairlines.
4. You can see the actors occasionally laughing during the serious scenes.
Apparently The Knackery had a low budget - so what? It annoys me when that's used as an excuse. The budget for Paranormal Activity was essentially just the cameras they used and it's one of the most profitable films of all time - because it was actually good.
This film angers me. I hate to sound bitter but that's because I am. I ordered this film and it came on a CD. It seemed legit. It wasn't. It's a complete and utter waste of time.
1/10, if I could go lower I would.
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